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Fish Story (n): An improbable, boastful tale. A lie. This expression alludes to the tendency of fishermen to exaggerate the size of their catch.
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To connect with your IRC Client use this:

irc.anonnet.org
SSL port: 6697
#fishchan

This chat has no passwords and anybody can use any name. There is no modbot. Whoever has been in the chat longest is the Operator (OP), which is automatically the mod of the chat. Operators are the gods of the chat realm and have a star by their name in the webchat or a (@) in your IRC Client. They only exist to kick you repeatedly and ban you when you make a faggy comment. They are power-hungry bastards with no sense of compassion. Aside from idling, most time spent on IRC is OP wars--this is fighting over the power to be an OP. OPs often grow bored on IRC and entertain themselves by kicking and banning you for no reason at all.
>> No. 3
While on chat, pay attention to the channel's topic. The topic should appear to you when you first open the channel up or in your IRC client's status bar. Usually, the topic of the channel is very pertinent to what is going on at that particular moment and can often be very insightful to the conversation that you are about to enter. Topics range from funny all the way up to very funny. Typical topics you will find:

Drugs
Cybersex
Drugs and Cybersex
A quote from some retarded forum dweller
Finding true love
Quitting IRC
>> No. 5
Don't make the mistake of choosing the default name, many trolls before you have long since burned out any goodwill that name has.

It is common knowledge that people merely just idle in IRC for OP wars and hardly, if ever, actually talk. For this reason it is vital that your handle be reason enough for you to be considered cool, interesting and funny, regardless of the fact that you have not said a word, and are probably too dumb to figure out which keys to press to say something anyway.

Your amazing personality can be expressed by giving yourself a handle which contains a combination of an self absorbed compliment and a fishing term. For Example, you can choose Big, because it describes everything about you, and then combine it with a fish you caught once, like carp, forming BigCarp, a handle which would without the shadow of a doubt cause you to be considered cool. You will instantly be accepted.

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<WarrenG>: pendejo
<dick-twinkle>: i seen a fine ass hook on s tacoma way one time
<dick-twinkle>: i was walking
<dick-twinkle>: but if i could i woulda paid
<mib_j9xqu9>: wheelchair or not
<dick-twinkle>: wtf
<dick-twinkle>: anyways fuck yo wheelchair
<mib_j9xqu9>: chairfuck a wheel
<dick-twinkle>: i seenm chan fuck a dog once
<dick-twinkle>: yea the admin here
<mib_j9xqu9>: I seen it 2
<dick-twinkle>: nasty fucking asshole
<dick-twinkle>: it was a female and he went for the ass
<mib_j9xqu9>: he got fucked by a donkey!
<mib_j9xqu9>: on the carbo!
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>> No. 69
Thats right, what is wrong with you guys, you just can't go around ovening people.
>> No. 70
I will oven who I want, where I want, when I want.
>> No. 71
You can't oven shit.
>> No. 72
I'm so out of my league on this site, I can't oven or nothing.
>> No. 73
Yes you are.

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The chat was great tonight. WHOOOOOO.
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>> No. 50
<Joker>: kinda weird
<Charles_Bronson>: you guys are kind of weird
<pvtkyle>: no we are perfectly normal
<Joker>: atleast we dont talk about suckin dicks
<pvtkyle>: or sucking our own dick
<Joker>: or getting fucked by zombies
<Joker>: then suckin their dicks
<Charles_Bronson>: so what i aint never sucked anyone elses dick
<pvtkyle>: lies
<Charles_Bronson>: thats private man
<Joker>: you are a real brain surgeon i bet
<Charles_Bronson>: carbon river, get me drunk and boom
<Joker>: suckin
<Joker>: gobble gobble
<Joker>: gag gag
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>> No. 51
I'ms in chatz... come grope me.
>> No. 52
<Dickweedz>: i had some bad dreams last night
<mib_1kiiux>: about?
<Dickweedz>: i broke my rods
<Dickweedz>: fucked up shit
<mib_1kiiux>: lol
<Dickweedz>: im officially old tommorow
<shitstain>: you are only as old as the chicks your banging
<Dickweedz>: shes 27
<Dickweedz>: or 26
<Dickweedz>: one of the 2
<shitstain>: too old
<shitstain>: by about 10 years
<Dickweedz>: im 32 tommorow
<Dickweedz>: and i have fuckin grey hair
<shitstain>: if she's half your age you're good to go
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>> No. 53
I haven't chatted in a willy. come take a gander if yer bored. It's 10:20. I'll keep my browsa open.
>> No. 54
I passed out an hour before that.

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