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35477 No. 35477 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Today I while sitting at my work bench and I decided to get out the fishing gear and give it a good going over. As I was polishing of my rods and oiling up the reels, I couldn't help but think about last year's Salmon season. A few years back, I had heard about this great Chinook fishing spot and it has become my number one go to spot for Kings. As soon as the season opens, I'm running down there every day scoping out the place looking to see if anything is coming up.

Well low and behold one mourning just before sun up, I went down to scout it out. Suddenly the creek came to life, and a bunch of big ole' Kings started splashing and sloshing around after having been spooked from their resting place. My heart started pounding as I realized the run was on. I ran back to my car as fast as I could grabbed my gear and headed toward the mouth of the creek.

I was beautiful. On the first cast Whammy! fish on, then another and another. It happened so fast, I barely had time to revel in the glory. Within 20 Minutes I had my limit. Three beautiful bright Kings, from the top of the run. After I looked up proudly from my catch, I realize that there wasn't a single person in site. I was standing at the top of a huge King Salmon run all alone. There wasn't even one person ask to take my picture with my recently attained trophy's.

For a second I was at a cross roads, You see at that moment and time I had that entire run all to myself. Do I tell anyone, or do I hold off and fish it a couple days before I put the word out? What would you do?


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>> No. 36330
Glad you asked Jerry. You see Advertisers care about Alexa!
>> No. 36331
Alexa is bullshit you fat fuck, it's known to be inaccurate and inconsistent with data given the fact that the site visitor must have the Alexa toolbar for more than three consecutive months..seen as a useful marketing tool maybe but not the end all be all that you are touting it up to be so just come off your pulpit already.
Besides being in the Rankin with Washington fakes is no big deal...as your mom must have never told you in ain't about quantity, it's about quality. And I'll certainly tell you what..you and your site lack any amount of the latter.
>> No. 36332
Not to mention that you can doctor or "game" those numbers which I fat useless fuck sitting around on the company dime would totally do.
>> No. 36333
Alexa is for fags, fag.
>> No. 36343
Mez trollz this pfat mahns site nowz.

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36320 No. 36320 hide expand quickreply [Reply]

OLYMPIA, Wash. -- The deputy director of the State Department of Fish and Wildlife was arrested Wednesday for investigation of rape and burglary.

Police believe 53-year-old Gregory A. Schirato broke into an Olympia home in the early hours of December 18. The victim told police she woke up to find a stranger standing over her. She said the man sexually assaulted her and then left.

After months spent tracking down leads, detectives zeroed in on Schirato as a person of interest in the case. Investigators were able to tie Schirato to the victim using forensic evidence collected at the crime scene, according to police.

Police arrested Schirato Wednesday afternoon at his Mason County home. He was booked into Thurston County Jail for investigation of second degree rape and and first degree robbery.

Schirato is deputy assistant director with the Department of Fish and Wildlife. He has been placed on unpaid leave, according to Fish and Wildlife communications director Bruce Botka.
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>> No. 36325
^^ hey man, fuck you!
>> No. 36328
Natural progression from raping recreational fishers to raping sleeping house residents. It's a crime of power and control.
>> No. 36335
The WDFW fucks people every day, why is this news?
>> No. 36336
Nates Mom wasn't home that night, I was horny so what was I supposed to do?
>> No. 36342
Me suks this phat mahns cok!

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35999 No. 35999 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
This one not my fault.

It was up on Digg and it got yanked which is rare. Todd the mod and a few others read it before it went down.

Don't judge him until you read it all...
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>> No. 36069
Does anyone else find it weird that Gianna chose Michaels for her porn last name and it's the closest real last name to Mitchael? It's almost like she named her porn career after him. That's a memorable fuck, good job tiger!
>> No. 36172
How is that lawsuit coming?
>> No. 36334
People who deny fucking their sister are fags, fag.
>> No. 36337
Right. Anyone, brother or not, who wouldn't fuck Gianna Michaels is a confirmed homosexual.
>> No. 36341
Me like meph coks.

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  Some shots we put together from this years OP winter steelhead season.

>> No. 36340
Y u release hatchery pish?

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36159 No. 36159 hide quickreply [Reply]
My chromebrite steelhead l caught the other day, it's going into the smoker. Nice red meat.
>> No. 36160
nice fish!
>> No. 36166
Nice March snake.
>> No. 36170
Chrome bright is relative. This guy would be a respected member of Washington lakes, a chrome bright fish there is anything that doesn't have fungus patches.
>> No. 36339
sweet steelhat mang

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36256 No. 36256 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Tornow but shit, I'll take it.
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>> No. 36289
Agreed ots. I'd never blow a guy with a philosophy degree. That or communications. I like real men, just the Latina kitten in me.
>> No. 36291
Yo, I gotta north river for sale. It's trill hit me up.
>> No. 36292
Yo, I gotta north river for sale. It's trill hit me up.
>> No. 36313
You guys are idiots read the damn thing again.
It is bobber only for the time highlighted in blue, then it switches to a 48" maximum.

With all your fancy fuckin book learning figured you brainiacs would get that
>> No. 36338
i betta start practicing my bobba skillz den

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>> No. 36323
nice kangz mang
>> No. 36329
It's just one kang.

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Washington's ocean waters: The PFMC approved a recreational chinook catch quota of 64,000 fish, which is an increase of 4,900 fish from 2014's quota. The PFMC, which establishes fishing seasons in ocean waters three to 200 miles off the Pacific coast, also adopted a quota of 150,800 coho for this year's recreational ocean fishery – about 34,000 fish fewer than last year's quota.

Mark-selective fisheries for hatchery chinook will begin in ocean areas on various dates in May.

The recreational salmon fishing season in marine areas 3 (La Push) and 4 (Neah Bay) will begin with two short openings May 15-16 and May 22-23 for hatchery chinook. The mark-selective fishery for hatchery chinook in those two marine areas will then reopen May 30 and run seven days a week through June 12.
Mark-selective fisheries for hatchery chinook will be open daily May 30 through June 12 in Marine Area 2 (Westport/Ocean Shores) and Marine Area 1 (Ilwaco).
In all areas, anglers will have a daily limit of two salmon, but must release coho and wild chinook. The fisheries could close earlier if a coastwide quota of 10,000 hatchery chinook is reached.

Recreational ocean salmon fisheries for chinook and hatchery coho will be open daily beginning June 13 in marine areas 1-4. Anglers will have a daily limit of two salmon, plus two additional pink salmon in marine areas 3 and 4. Those fishing marine areas 1 and 2 also will have a two-salmon daily limit, but can keep only one chinook per day. All four marine areas will close Sept. 30. The La Push late-season area of Marine Area 3 will reopen Oct. 1-11.

Columbia River: The Buoy 10 salmon fishery will be open from Aug. 1 through Dec. 31. The fishery will be open for chinook and hatchery coho Aug. 1 through Sept. 7 (Labor Day) with a daily limit of two salmon, only one of which can be chinook.

From Sept. 8 through Sept. 30, anglers will have a daily limit of two hatchery coho, but must release chinook. From Oct. 1 through Dec. 31, the fishery will be open for chinook and hatchery coho, with a daily limit of two adult salmon. During the season, fishery managers will assess the catch and may m
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>> No. 36317
I'm going to do a floater in the bobber only water.
>> No. 36326
Ima go floss, err I mean cast, count, rip with my 20 ft braided leader. Probably won't even put a hook on, just there to rip thru others leaders

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36306 No. 36306 hide quickreply [Reply]
Place your bets here fellas. The winner receives a rim job/blow job from Nate Treat or a lifetime subscription to Lunkers Guide
>> No. 36308
About Three fiddy days.
>> No. 36309
Less than 1 Hunert days!
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>> No. 36315
With 50 yards of the launch on his first drift.

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