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28431 No. 28431 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Cheers to the thread that will never die!
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>> No. 31886
Jesus Fucking Murphy...I know Adminz doesn't get too ban happy, but one may be in order.
>> No. 31887

good luck with that adminz
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>> No. 33232

strong pump ax spons
>> No. 34067
Is this thread still going?

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34057 No. 34057 hide quickreply [Reply]
Individual differences in moving activity in a novel environment are linked to individual differences in vulnerability to angling, according to an experimental study. The study used novel, long-term observations of individual behavior in groups and authentic angling trials to analyze if behaviors predict the vulnerability to fishing in brown trout reared in traditional and enriched hatchery rearing environments. Based on the results, it can be predicted that fishing modifies the heritable behavioral traits of fish by favoring cautious fish...

>> No. 34061
This is actually quite a good read. Interesting to say the least. Bravo to whomever posted this piece of rare quality. Sort of like seeing a rare hardback copy of Steinbeck on a pleasure house table.
>> No. 34066
When you are flossing and snaging, the fish's personality doesn't even matter.

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34062 No. 34062 hide quickreply [Reply]
CHUM season is HERE!!!! I want to toss some Dick Nites for Chum Salmon on the Skykomish River this weekend. In your opinion, where would be the best place to go to get into some hot Dick Nite and Chum action? What color Dick Nite do you think would work best for these Dirty Dogs?
>> No. 34065
Chartruse or Cerise colors, you can catch them anywhere.

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33964 No. 33964 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Absolutely killed it again. Both my and my buddy limited out within a few hours of showing up. Plenty of fish sitting out there, there was action pretty much the entire time we were out there.
Saw a few guys flippin floats again further upriver getting nothing. These fish aint feedin on eggs one bit. There was one guy using a purple jig that was having some amazing luck though and a group of friends flippin what looked like to be just corkies that we're doing pretty good themselves. There was even one kid who looked to be still in his teens casting out a big ol spoon. Didn't get anything the entire time we were there but at the last minute bam! He had a huge lunker on his line. Overall a great day fishing.
Few more trips like this and the freezer's going to be full for the season!

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>> No. 34058
Standing there beyond the gate looking tough. I saw you roll in then roll out scared.
>> No. 34059
Sounds like a missed gay cruising hookup...
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>> No. 34063
You idiots, this is another fake person acting like someone else. I went fishing with the Real red Beard today so I know these are fake posts. What I don't understand is why people act so dumb. Look at your posts, what a waste of time. Get out and fish.
>> No. 34064
You idiots, this is another fake person acting like someone else. I went fishing with the Real red Beard today so I know these are fake posts. What I don't understand is why people act so dumb. Look at your posts, what a waste of time. Get out and fish.

Worst troll attempt ever. Some guys just don't get it.

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33991 No. 33991 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Anyone hear of the big impending bust of a local very well known guide?

It seems the dipshit took the Pautzke bait boys out to the Cowlitz recently and they killed a number of wild coho because the "guide" in question said it was okay and legal to do so.
Maybe you guys saw the posting about this on walakes? Or whatever site it was on.

Funny thing is...the guide said it was a mistake and apologized BUT upon reviewing further evidence one finds that all the fish were marked on the cards as HATCHERY fish not wild...again at the behest of the guide.

Sounds like he is gonna have to give up the nice big black sled and may loose his liscense as it seems wdfw wants to nail him to the wall, making an example if him.

Couldn't have happened to a bigger tool.
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>> No. 34040
Fuck the wdfw Swanny, what do they know. I clip the fin on my fish too before heading back to the truck. Never can be too careful, they might have some stupid rule.
>> No. 34046
I'm making a new Halloween movie in which Swanny is attacked by zombie coho with cut off fins. I'm still looking for an actor to play Swanny as he doesn't want to appear as himself. Any ideas?
>> No. 34047
Try nb1000, I heard he could use a job.
>> No. 34053
If your looking for a real cock sucker type. Contact KK/BU.
>> No. 34055
I've done some light theater, mostly summerstock. Perhaps I may be of service.

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34011 No. 34011 hide quickreply [Reply]
In the comments on your quileute report you said it was 32#after being cleaned. You didn't keep it? Sure as hell looks dead in the pic.
>> No. 34012
Oops, meant to reply to post, not start a new thread. Mods!!
>> No. 34014
Red beard the native steelhead bonker can fuck off.
>> No. 34021
It was a king, dwarf.

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33998 No. 33998 hide quickreply [Reply]
Hey Boot Flossing Douchebag Guide Poacher here.

I floss boots, poach and post stupid shit on the internet. It seems that people on the forums hate me. How much do I have to spend as an advertiser to get them to whitewash my name and get all the forum kiddies to polish my knob? Just looking for a ballpark figure to see if it's worth it, anyone know?

Ifish's price?
WaLakes price?
Gamefishin's price?
Piscatorial's price?
Fishchan's price?

Thanks, Boot Flossing Douchebag Guide Poacher out.
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I find it offensive that you put Fishchan price at the bottom!
>> No. 34002
He only did it cause he knows he can't afford the chan
>> No. 34013
I'm pretty sure this entire site is still up for sale, if you're got $10.

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34000 No. 34000 hide quickreply [Reply]
I need some more dubbing wax and a new bobin if anyone one has some to spare I just harvested fresh materials for dangly looking prawn legs.
>> No. 34008
The pubic prawn flat catches fish. I don't know if it's scent or look but it works. I shaved Hickman's balls last night to twist up a few.

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33966 No. 33966 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Well I did a float this weekend with the prestigious ADMZ. While floating the Elwha and whacking and stacking silvers. The ADMZ tells me that I have been a shitty Mod and that I need to work with Smokey the weekend Moderator. While the ADMZ was going through a deep swift run, he drops anchor. He tells me that I need to suck or swim to keep my title as a Mod. Well here I am!
So I'm back running this site like I did before.
By the way the R&B spinner hootchie twearking jigs kicked ass.
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>> No. 33980
I've only been suspended once and never banned so I would say job well done. However my suspension a year ago for trolling Brianna Bruce was a bit harsh.
>> No. 33981
Why would you be suspended for that. That redneck bitch has it coming. Heard she blew Nate Treat for some eggs.
>> No. 33986
Check out the banlist for this site right here...

>> No. 34003
Shit, I blew Nate for some eggs! I'm talking real greasy stuff
>> No. 34004
>Check out the banlist for this site right here...


LOL trolled. What a fuckgoof!

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33727 No. 33727 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Nice day on the water, killed it.
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He got banned over the weekend, along with 25 others. Well more like sent to the corner.
>> No. 33969
Shut up randy. you stupid fat fuck. Like to see you try and ban me
>> No. 33975
  Another sweet day on the river in late october with my buddy getting into some nice cohos. it was a slower day, the days before today were a huge blowout.. enjoy and Tight Lines!!!!
>> No. 33976
This is what Mike and the walakes guys are having meetings over. I don't get it. Seems like a bunch of dudes that don't like Nate much. So what? Who does? Nate is planning cyber attacks and retaliation over this? Seems childish.
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Reel time Cowlitz report, went 4 for 6 on coho, only kept 2. Smoked hash all day!

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