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246 No. 246 hide expand quickreply [Reply]
Video on how to Smoke Salmon.

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/fish-bong
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>> No. 250
This is stupid
>> No. 251
Your just jelious
>> No. 253
Learn to spell queeftard! Or at least get a web browser with spell check, what is this 1996?
>> No. 254
No, it's 1985.
>> No. 255
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This is how I smoke a fish.

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The U.S. Geological Survey WaterAlert service sends e-mail or text (SMS) messages when certain parameters, as measured by a USGS real-time data-collection station, exceed user-definable thresholds...

http://water.usgs.gov/wateralert/
>> No. 257
Oi-fuckin-you just got a text message-l-o-l.
>> No. 258
omg I jus got a txt msg dat sez my fav rvr is droppin in2 shape!

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  An alternative to fishing eggs, sand shrimp or store bought tiger prawns, a well-brined coon shrimp gives anglers an edge by showing the fish something different and also appeals their senses. Inglin's formula is quick, easy to follow and creates durable, colorful and well-scented shrimp. Here you'll learn Inglin's not-so-secret coon shrimp recipe as he breaks down how he uses Pautzke Nectar to make immaculate shrimp.
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>> No. 241
Hey Closet Case! I'm going to have to ask you to stop posting about cool stories, we have a trademark on the term "cool story," bro.
>> No. 242
>>18525

Cool story, fag.
>> No. 243
Is this the dude from steelhead notebook who went on to become a superstar of tv on some reality show only shown in the northwest?
>> No. 244
I'm not sure about the notebook but he is on steelheader.net
>> No. 245
Yes he's on SHer.net he was a finalist for Comcast.net outdoor show.

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I got some chum eggs to cure up here, I am wondering if anybody had a good recipe to use. I will be using them for winter run steelies.
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>> No. 70
I have done well with the the Patzuke Fire Cure. They have full instructions, plus a dozen videos including the above video on the firecure page:

http://www.pautzke.com/products_firecure.php
>> No. 71
Have you seen Angie's Egg cure? In it she explains the difference between anise oil and anus oil.

http://www.thefishingoddess.com/AngieEggCure_page.htm
>> No. 72
i love anus oil! its my secret sent.
>> No. 73
>i love anus

I fucking knew it, you gay bitch.
>> No. 235
Duane gets his egg curing on, and tells ya how to get your eggs ready for the new year.

http://media.ccomrcdn.com/media/station_content/645/Duanes_Egg_Curing_12-31-11_1325347292_16395.mp3

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>  Make a handcrafted fishing pole from bamboo!
>> No. 212
I'm going to make a pole like this, as only a gentlemen of the highest degree of sophistication like myself would use such a pole.
>> No. 213
I'm going to catch a carp on the one I make.

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  Filleting a Cowlitz River Salmon
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>> No. 228
I saw him donkey punch a guy from California. Then sliced the guy's tires!
>> No. 229
that's pretty hardcore.
>> No. 230
Once on the Hump there was these 2 Californicators invading our waters. These two dumbfucks looked like a father, son group. they were trying to fillet the fish they had caught on Manbearpig's D/B. They had no fucken clue on how to fillet. Brewer offers to assist. He proceeds to put on a clinic on masterfull knifing. By the time Brewer was done blowing smoke up thier asses. Brewer had all the fillets and the 2 cali dudes left with heads,tails and some then skeleton. Brewer is a true piece of work! F'n Prick!
>> No. 231
One time I heard a guy was taking his kid fishing for the first time and the little kid was playing a fish on the duc. The poor youngster had a fish too big for him to handle, and it gosh darn nearly yanked him in the water. Brewer was on the far shore, upriver from some of his pals who he ho\'d a boat ride from, and when the fish came by his feet, he netted it. That fuck took the hook out and hustled down stream with the fish, wearing more excitement than the kid had when he was playing fish. Real POS if you ask me.
>> No. 232
Once while floating the Skok with Brewer and Manbearpig. Manbearpig decided to verbally unload on a group of Clampets who were causing problems with our drift. Little did i know that the group of Clampets was relations or kin of Brewer's. Imagine me, little Richard Simmons in a DB with the two biggest ASSHOLES in Wa. State! Soon Brewer executes a combination of cock punches to Manbearpig!!! I was wet! Brewer tore into SF with a verbal barage/ass kicking in front of me. I was in gay heaven. Eventually Manbearpig tapped out. When we made it the take out Brewer took all the eggs and Manbearpig refunded our money.

YAY!

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Check this shit out. So a couple of weeks ago I found out I was officially at least 1/16 Native American. This got me to thinking about tracing my native roots more thoroughly(I already did out of speculation). So I thought what better way to do this than to smoke a salmon the way 1/16 of my ancestors did. Directions:

To prepare the fish you have to "Butterfly" fillet it, meaning the meat is all in one piece when you are done. There's different ways of doing this, you can just fillet it without gutting it, or cut the rib bones from inside after gutting at and filleting the meet off the spine. That's what I did. Notice the hack job, I did that to keep it authentic, because a Native American would have used stone shards or raindear antlers to fillet their fish.

Then I dry brine it with 1/2 salt 1/2 brown sugar. Use a lot because its one big piece. This way the salter the better, the more sugar you use, the harder the outside will become. You don't want to try and achieve the candy type smoke that you would with a big chief. This is more of a savory smoke (salty). Brine in a long pan that is not metal.
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I'm with closetCase of beer on this one. Good lord man have a beer! No one here cares about the fact that you put yourself into the position of being an alchy. Then feels acomplishment for not being an alchy.
>> No. 205
>>15760
I never said being sober was gay, girlie-man. But in your case it is, fag.
>> No. 206
Wow an actual decent thread derailed with complete bullshit, nice going guys.
>> No. 207
Back on subject, I'm a full 1/4 Native American (Ijun) to the whitetrash everyday American. We hardly ever smoke salmon this way. You guys are lowlifes!

I'm heading back to the sweat lodge now and fire up a pinner.
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Can someone come and get Edgar? He drank a bunch of whiskey and is passed out in the sweat lodge. He was beatin off in there too, he's got bucksnot all over the place. There is still a quarter bottle of the whisky left and I'll split it wich ya it you come get him.

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  About 6 million pink salmon are expected in Puget Sound this fall. The Herald's Mike Benbow shows you how to make an effective lure using bright pink marabou feathers, the favorite color of the humpy salmon.
>> No. 144
Twitching these for pinks is money.

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  This seminar covers three techniques for fishing the Dick Nite Spoons; Plunking, Drift Fishing, and Trolling. Part 1 will cover most of the Plunking Technique, but it is continued on Part 2. Dick Nite Spoons are an amazing lure responsible for countless fish being caught!
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>> No. 175
How the fuck you gonna snag with a tiny dick nite? Gawd damn you people are retarded.
>> No. 176
>>14483
lol serious? Go to the stillaguamish you can see it all day long.
>> No. 177
Dick Nite's are actually a good humpy lure. I'm going to use them in the derby.
>> No. 178
>>14508
I will be using a football head jig tipped with a 3/0 trailer hook
>> No. 179
>>14512
btrw 3/0 trailer hook is added for taste.

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  The most effective trick for clearing a bad backlash on a baitcaster reel. Only takes seconds and doesn't harm the fishing line.

Easily clear your birdnests. I will be use this trick frequently as I get a backlash on almost every cast.
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>> No. 165
yeah. Baitcasters suck. Especially for jigs and hardware.
>> No. 166
baitcasters are for people who can't cast spinning reels. C'mon guys grow up I can cast my spoon every place you can cast your casting reel and I don't get backlashes. It is about skill.
>> No. 167
no its not. Its about psychology. Using a baitcaster is just another excuse for an angler to feel like he's slick shit.
>> No. 168
and another thread ripped from here posted on PP.

http://www.piscatorialpursuits.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/topics/692880/Backlash.html
>> No. 169
And this site just ripped it off from youtube. Get over yourselves.

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